In Their Darkest
Hour, CZ and
SBF turn to
$Jayoma!
It was a day like any other in the cryptoverse, until CZ and SBF found themselves in the crosshairs of the law. Accused of “crypto shenanigans” and “blockchain ballyhoo,” they faced the grim prospect of trading their suits for prison jumpsuits.
LADIES & Gentlemen, prepare to witness the greatest MEME on Earth!
As CZ and SBF, faces as pale as paper wallets, knew they needed a legal ace up their sleeve. With a single phone call, they summoned Jayoma to their aid, hoping against hope that his legal wizardry could conjure a verdict of “not guilty.
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Disclaimer:
While we strive to create lighthearted and amusing content, we recognize the importance of sensitivity and respect for all individuals and their experiences. The characters and situations portrayed in our memes are fictional and exaggerated for comedic effect.
HOW TO BUY?
1. Create a Wallet on Phantom 2. Load up some Sol from a CEX 3. Login to Jupiter (https://jup.ag/swap) 4. Copy the CA from the website 5. Paste it in Jupiter 6. Swap